Hello! I see you've found my cottage. I'm the groundskeeper here. I'm also a designer, an artist, a Beatle stan, a birder and... well, explore the page and I'm sure you'll get a good sense of who I am.

In its current iteration, this page takes the form of a vast, picturesque garden. For a long time, I've been fascinated by the extravagant estates of wealthy eccentrics, and the appeal of Neocities and old-school homepages is exactly that: beautiful, messy, tacky, extravagant, indulgent, and endless place-making.

Specifically, this page is inspired by Friar Park, the garden and home of Sir Frank Crisp, and later George Harrison. In addition to his accomplishments as an horticulturalist and medievalist, Sir Frank brought a sense of playfulness and humor to his garden. Similarly, I hope to bring such camp and quirkiness to you here.